PETA Part 2

I liked bashing PETA. So, instead of leaving people to their own research into the organization I decided to bash some more.

So, below is a picture of a Chihuahua with the slave name “Little Man”. Little Man is the slave of the photographer. The erection killer holding that poor little slave is Ingrid Newkirk. Ingrid is the head of PETA making her head asshole.

This is another picture of her. Very

sane.

And another.

She’s done many things to get herself the “Fuck Head of the Forever” award but I feel that her best work was displayed in a letter to Yasser Arafat asking him to … well just read the letter. I wouldn’t want to spoil it for you.

Your Excellency:

I am writing from an organization dedicated to fighting animal abuse around the world. We have received many calls and letters from people shocked at the bombing in Jerusalem on January 26 in which a donkey, laden with explosives, was intentionally blown up.

All nations behave abominably in many ways when they are fighting their enemies, and animals are always caught in the crossfire. The U.S. Army abandoned thousands of loyal service dogs in Vietnam. Al-Qaeda and the British government have both used animals in hideously cruel biological weaponry tests. We watched on television as stray cats in your own compound fled as best they could from the Israeli bulldozers.

Animals claim no nation. They are in perpetual involuntary servitude to all humankind, and although they pose no threat and own no weapons, human beings always win in the undeclared war against them. For animals, there is no Geneva Convention and no peace treaty — just our mercy.

If you have the opportunity, will you please add to your burdens my request that you appeal to all those who listen to you to leave the animals out of this conflict?

We send you sincere wishes of peace.

Very truly yours,

Ingrid Newkirk
President, PETA

I don’t know about you but I’m a bit choked up.

 Such a nice lady protecting the donkeys from being used in the blowing up of human beings. This, ladies and gentlemen, is something we should all try and aspire to.

So, onto another thing I wanted to bring up.

Below is a picture of Rod Coronado. Rod Coronado is part of the ALF (Animal Liberation Front). This organization sees itself as a modern day underground railroad. They steal animals from farms, research facilities, etc. and give them a nice home to live out the rest of their lives, blah, blah, blah.

 

Oh, and from time to time they blow something up or burn something down depending on their level of crazy that day.

Rod Coronado was jailed in 1995 for his part in an arson on Michigan State University’s research facilities in 1992. He caused $125,000 worth of damage and destroyed 30 years worth of data. This arson was apparently a part of “Operation Bite Back” an organized attack on animal testing facilities and fur manufacturers. Later he would write in an open letter “Don't ask me how to burn down a building. Ask me how to grow watermelons or how to explain nature to a child.” But it should still be known that he’s pretty good at burning shit down.

And when this prick needed a lawyer guess who he called. If you guessed Ghost Busters you are wrong. If you guessed fucking PETA you are right. PETA paid $45,200 for Rod’s defense. 

Again in closing: PETA is a fuck head organization. If you too want to rant about PETA please leave a comment. If I’ve missed anything please leave a comment. If you are a part of PETA, go fuck yourself, and then leave a comment. If you'd like to help defend PETA or the ALF I dare you to try by leaving a comment. If you want more shit about PETA or the ALF just search “shit about PETA and the ALF” something’s bound to come up.