Read it? Good. God it’s so hard dealing with you people.
Just to put you in the right mindset this is who we're dealing with.
Ted on a good day
So now people are divided between the “Teddy was just exercising his freedom of speech rights” and the “Nugent is a hillbilly asshole who threatened the President of the U.S.” camps. Everyone else has weighed in so I might as well too. In case you hadn’t guessed, I’m part of the camp that thinks Nugent is a jackass.
The opinion dividing people is whether or not what Nugent
said is covered by free speech. I’ll break it to you. Saying “If Barack Obama becomes the president in November
again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year,” doesn’t fall
under political speech, it falls under threatening the life of another person.
This is NOT
protected by free speech. Not everything you say is protected by free speech.
Had Nugent said to a neighbor he didn’t like, “If you don’t move out of my
neighborhood, I will either be dead or in jail soon,” Nugent gets to have a
nice ride in a police cruiser. If Nugent says, “I’m gonna blow this
motherfucker to hell,” on an airplane, he gets a nice ride in a black car with
tinted windows to lands unknown.
Above: A true leader of men
The Secret Service, which took a rather long goddamn time
to have a word with Ted, talked to Nugent and found out what most of us already
thought. Ted Nugent is a windbag with a lot of guns that sucks at singing, but
likely doesn’t have the balls to do anything.
I’d like to point out that Nugent made his freaky ass
comments on the weekend and the Secret Service didn’t talk to him right away.
They instead decided to talk with him the following Thursday. Some fucking
redneck all but said he’ll kill our President but that, apparently, doesn’t warrant
looking into right away. (By the way everyone who was saying shit like “Yeah,
way to go Ted, that’ll show that American hating nigger gentleman!” Teddy
fucking pussed out and back peddled like a little bitch when the Secret Service
started questioning him).
I’d also like to point out that had this happened during
the Bush administration and Ted Nugent had the name Mohammed; Ted/Mohammed
would find his ass getting water boarded in Cuba. But because Ted’s an “All-American”
white fella (sisterfucker) he seems to get away without even a slap on the
wrists.
Do I think Ted needs to go to jail? Not really. He’s
probably got so much inbreeding in his background he’d have trouble forming
anything resembling a plan to hurt the President. But, what about that psycho
in the back of the room (it was an NRA meeting so there were probably a shit
load of them now come to think of it) who decides old Teddy is onto something?
In closing, Ted Nugent is an asshole redneck little
fucking pussy that may or may not have gotten some other redneck asshole’s
wheels turning. Fuck Ted Nugent, he’s not protected by the freedom of speech
you fucking awful jackasses. I’m fucking glad he’s getting shows cancelled.
That’s what happens when you act like a fuck. People don’t want you around them
least people think they too are fucks. There is no fucking Obama conspiracy to
shut up Nugent. If you think there is one you are one of the aforementioned rednecks.
If you’d like to chime in and tell me what you think of
Teddy boy go for it. If you’d like to call me a liberal commie faggot, go for
it. Be a fucking man about it. I dare you to defend Ted because no matter what
you say I’ll argue you into fucking tears (or until you decide you have better
things to do than argue with someone you haven’t met, like maybe get back to
fucking that goat you just got.)
Thank you for reading this insanity.
