Who can name the organization that asked Palestinians to stop using donkeys while blowing people up? http://www.animalrights.net/2003/peta-to-palestinians-stop-using-donkey-bombs/
And what’s the name of a wonderful organization that euthanizes a shit load of animals a year while basically calling everyone else that does the same thing murderers? http://www.aolnews.com/2010/03/09/petas-euthanasia-rates-have-critics-fuming/
Last one. What organization will pay for your defense so long as you firebomb a lab that experiments on animals? http://www.animalscam.com/references/peta_rodney2.cfm
If you answered anything but “PETA” for the questions above you’re wrong.
PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) is an animal rights organization. PETA has about 300 employees and 2000 members. PETA is an asshole organization. They are such assholes in fact, that I have no way of writing at length everything that makes them assholes. I’ll just include a few ways that they make me want to throat punch a kitten.
THEIR ADS: Some of us may have seen their latest ad where they basically claim that vegans fuck like they’re trying to kill their partner and that a well screwed woman will know that she better damn well get my fucking vegan food back to the house no matter how severe her internal injuries are so that I can bang her like a rapist again before she's allowed to put the fucking soy milk and carrots away.
PETA has been known for its ads in the past. Hot, sexual ads that drain the blood from most people's minds, sending it south, in order to make us think “Tits and ass and sex = animal rights”. For your viewing pleasure I’ve included some of my favorites.
I hear this is how Roger Rabbit met Jessica.
That's funny. I'd rather see you naked than
see you wearing fur. Win-win.
This would make me happy if he was
about to fall into a bin of angry ferrets.
Is it weird that I just got hungry?
Well none of your's. You have no fur. Stupid.
Yeah, but if I go synthetic you
still throw paint at me. :(
This one's my favorite. Chained, Beaten, Abused, yeaaaah...
this woman is just like an elephant... except I was never
turned on by an elephant... so now come to think of it
she's nothing like an elephant.
THEIR IDEOLOGY: So they want people to stop eating, or keeping, or generally looking in the direction of animals. They want animals to have “rights”. So it’s bad for us to eat them. But they never bring up the fact that animals eat other animals. It’s okay for a lion to eat a gazelle but I can’t have a fucking steak? Fuck you.
Something most people don’t know, I assume, is that PETA’s animal rights goes pass the treatment of animals. They claim that pets (dogs, cats, ferrets, horses, etc.) are slaves in bondage. SLAVES in bondage like the Jews in Egypt or Africans in the Americas. That is fucking sick for them to compare Kunta Kinte to Fluffy the fucking cat. For those of us who have an animal that gets nothing but love and food, you know that YOU are in fact the slave. YOU work for they’re food. YOU house them. YOU walk them so that they won’t shit on your rug. THEY sit on their ass. THEY eat. THEY watch us pick up their shit in public.
So they want animal rights. But not really animal rights. HUMAN rights for animals. Okay, let’s pretend for a second that that happened. Fluffy the fucking cat (as mentioned above) has human rights. Fluffy sees another human rights holder, Mickey the fucking mouse. Fluffy catches Mickey, and like cats do, sadistically tortures him for hours until finally swallowing him whole leaving Mickey’s babies to starve in a single parent household. Fluffy gets arrested, because that’s what happens to sick sadist humans and Fluffy is now in that category. Fluffy can’t understand the charges though, because he’s a FUCKING CAT, so like any human that’s incompetent to stand trial, Fluffy gets sent to a nut house. But Fluffy doesn’t like the place and Fluffy freaks the fuck out and starts biting and scratching people (like Angelina Jolie in Girl Interrupted). Fluffy needs to be sedated but WE HAVE NO DRUGS TO KNOCK FLUFFY THE FUCK OUT BECAUSE ANIMAL TESTING IS NOW ILLEGAL AND NO ONE CAN GET ANYTHING TO HUMAN TRIALS!!
THEIR THOUGHT THAT THEY CAN GET FAMOUS PEOPLE AND USE THEM TO GET THEIR FANS (that’s a long one): So PETA gets Paul McCartney (AKA The Beatle no one really cared about until John died), Pamela Anderson (AKA Borat’s stalking victim), Reverend Al Sharpton (AKA the guy who cashes in on every bit of tension between black people and whoever), and Eva Mendes (AKA the reason I almost joined PETA). They use these celebrities to counter act the fact that they only have 2000 members. These people are rich and looking for a tax break. Low and fucking behold: PETA.
Must... fight... need ... to join... bullshit organization...
IN CLOSING: Fuck PETA. If you too want to rant about PETA please leave a comment. If I’ve missed anything please leave a comment. If you are a part of PETA, go fuck yourself, and then leave a comment. If you want more shit about PETA just search “shit about PETA” something’s bound to come up.
No comments:
Post a Comment